A New World Has Been Discovered!
By: Jaimie Beebe
I’ve discovered a whole new world and the form of life I found is an old school brand of ultimate cool.
This amazing world has everything necessary to survive; Catholic Girls, Titties & Beer, Wet T-Shirt Night, and the ever-abundance of Valley Girls. It’s a place where Pygmy Twylight turns into Quaalude Moonlight and in the morning you think “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?”
You’ll see all your friends there once you’ve arrived… Suzy Creamcheese greets you at the door, while Muffin Man sits on the kitchen floor. You recognize the Goblin’ Girl from the Mystery World and think it’s a good time for a Hob-noblin’ with the Goblin’ until you feel Dumb All Over.
Frank Zappa lives within his son, because he’s now considered the one. He carries on his family name writing another chapter in the big book of Dirty Love. I don’t believe you have ever seen that book before… www.dweezilzappaworld.com
Dweezil Zappa World is a place for music lovers to unite, fans of Zappa to geek out over chord progression and lyric-driven madness.
In stumbling upon this crazy world I was immediately drawn in by the fellow inhabitants. These strange beings accepted me, without question, into their Universe! I looked around finding photos, videos, advice on everything from here to there, tour dates, and friends. Most importantly, I found friends; friends who did not judge my tastes nor my beliefs, and they did not judge me by my looks nor my level of class. They didn’t even judge me by the crack in my ass.
Dweezil Zappa World is more than just a place to visit, it’s a place to make long-lasting friendships and be whomever you’d like to conjure up… just Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow.




